Never thought I’d see the day where my oldest and I are fighting over who gets to play video games on the main tv.

She wanted to play Mario Kart on the Switch, so there’s no arguing against that.

Marley, for her sixth birthday, coming up in two weeks or so, she asked to get her ears pierced. 😭

The girls just don’t watch Encanto, they act it!

Okay, I have reopened my instagram account. I feel like I needed to come clean on that 😅.

I won’t be taking any questions.

Thanks 😅

Can someone come over an put the Christmas tree down for us? I lay wit beer, love and comprehension

I know when I’m in a hipster place when all the dudes have the same beard style 😜

Mr. Popper’s Penguins (2011)

Every once in a while a random movie gets picked. This one was quite the surprise. 🍫🍫🍫🍫 (out of 5)

Due to COVID-19 reasons, I won’t be lending any money to anybody. What if they die tomorrow?

This was not the plan for today! This is such majestic bullshit !

I’ve got my AirPods Pro , or rather Siri, to announce notifications. Hearing Siri saying motherfucker is almost priceless😅

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