When I’m not writing C# or React code at work, I’m usually at home hanging out with my girlfriend, daughter or my two dogs. I spend my time trying to stay in shape, taking pictures or coding golang.

My editor of choice in Emacs, browser is Firefox, my shell is fish and I prefer OS X.

I’m also one of those weirdos that enjoy writing in notebooks with fountain pens and pencils

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 07, 2020, 18:55

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 07, 2020, 18:55

Apr 07, 2020, 18:55

hjertnes @hjertnes@dog.estate

Toots, tweets, posts who gives a fuck what we call them?

**hjertnes** · Apr 06, 2020, 13:01

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**halcy** @halcy@icosahedron.website · Apr 06, 2020, 13:01

Apr 06, 2020, 13:01

halcy @halcy@icosahedron.website

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**hjertnes** · Apr 06, 2020, 17:40

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**Louisa 🍊** @Louisa@mastodon.xyz · Apr 06, 2020, 17:40

Apr 06, 2020, 17:40

Louisa 🍊 @Louisa@mastodon.xyz

If you're a white cis man and you've decided making fun of white cis women is the acceptable kind of misogyny for your leftist lifestyle: hey man, what the fuck is wrong with you

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 06, 2020, 04:16

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 06, 2020, 04:16

Apr 06, 2020, 04:16

hjertnes @hjertnes@dog.estate

My girlfriend with a little bit OCD freaked out when she found out I started my 5 year journal on the 11th of April 😂

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 06, 2020, 02:48

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 06, 2020, 02:48

Apr 06, 2020, 02:48

hjertnes @hjertnes@dog.estate

That depressing moment when I have to disconnect my MacBook and log into that horrible HP windows laptop to do my day job for a while.

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 02, 2020, 18:38

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 02, 2020, 18:38

Apr 02, 2020, 18:38

hjertnes @hjertnes@dog.estate

If you suggest beg people to “pray” during the current corona crisis or any other real crisis: fuck you. Seriously: go to hell. And try to do something that actually helps. If you’re rich donate some fucking money

🤬😡

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 02, 2020, 05:37

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Apr 02, 2020, 05:37

Apr 02, 2020, 05:37

hjertnes @hjertnes@dog.estate

This is probably because I am introverted, and I know this is really hard to deal with for my extroverted girlfriend. But I do not mind working from home, not going anywhere.

The working from home part is what I would have preferred if I had a choice.

**hjertnes** · Apr 01, 2020, 19:07

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**💙Charles ☭ Hutchins❤** @celesteh@mastodon.social · Apr 01, 2020, 19:07

Apr 01, 2020, 19:07

💙Charles ☭ Hutchins❤ @celesteh@mastodon.social

Heisenberg and Schroedinger went on a road trip out across Nevada, back in the day. They got pulled over by the police, who made them get out of the car. One of the cops was speaking to Heisenberg. He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" He replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where we are."

Meanwhile, the other cop was searching the car and opened the boot, and shouted in surprise to Schroedinger, "did you know there's a dead cat in here?" He said, "I do now"

**hjertnes** · Mar 27, 2020, 11:10

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**Probably A Dog Pic** @ProbablyADogPic@botsin.space · Mar 27, 2020, 11:10

Mar 27, 2020, 11:10

Probably A Dog Pic @ProbablyADogPic@botsin.space

https://www.flickr.com/photos/96051441@N00/33659553848

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**hjertnes** · Mar 26, 2020, 23:35

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**virtualice** @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social · Mar 26, 2020, 23:35

Mar 26, 2020, 23:35

virtualice @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social

lewd shitpost

**hjertnes** · Jan 25, 2019, 22:12

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**ｖｅｎｋｏ** @venko@cybre.space · Jan 25, 2019, 22:12

Jan 25, 2019, 22:12

ｖｅｎｋｏ @venko@cybre.space

im fucking sobbing

**hjertnes** · Mar 24, 2020, 19:19

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**dirt** @dirt@skull.website · Mar 24, 2020, 19:19

Mar 24, 2020, 19:19

dirt @dirt@skull.website

FUCK LANDLORDS

**hjertnes** · Mar 24, 2020, 18:46

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**Bort's Jorts** @tjmuessig@radical.town · Mar 24, 2020, 18:46

Mar 24, 2020, 18:46

Bort's Jorts @tjmuessig@radical.town

"Men only want one thing" is very not true. Aside from sex I also want snacks and to be left alone. That's three things.

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Mar 24, 2020, 14:50

**hjertnes** @hjertnes@dog.estate · Mar 24, 2020, 14:50

Mar 24, 2020, 14:50

hjertnes @hjertnes@dog.estate

For some weird reason I’ve started to re-listen The Stand audiobook.

**hjertnes** · Mar 23, 2020, 22:29

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**Gabriel** @gabz@lazer.pizza · Mar 23, 2020, 22:29

Mar 23, 2020, 22:29

Gabriel @gabz@lazer.pizza

You know things are getting hairy when you even have to cancel your next haircut appointment. 🤭

**hjertnes** · Mar 23, 2020, 19:08

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**Probably A Dog Pic** @ProbablyADogPic@botsin.space · Mar 23, 2020, 19:08

Mar 23, 2020, 19:08

Probably A Dog Pic @ProbablyADogPic@botsin.space

https://www.flickr.com/photos/64172810@N06/48160045441

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**hjertnes** · Mar 22, 2020, 20:45

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**a whole bunch of cubes** @eli_oat@lazer.pizza · Mar 22, 2020, 20:45

Mar 22, 2020, 20:45

a whole bunch of cubes @eli_oat@lazer.pizza

I've been seeing a lot of folks on fedi sharing a link that blames the current pandemic on folks eating meat.

Here's the thing. That is straight up eco-fascist bullshit.

I've been a vegetarian or vegan for the bulk of my life. I'm 100% in the camp of animal rights. But it is garbage to blame this disaster on folks' dietary choices. Sure the virus' origin was traced to a meat market, but source doesn't implicate fault.

If the fault is anywhere it's a failure of government.