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Hello. I’m Eivind, I work as a web developer at Sbanken and I live right outside Bergen, Norway.

When I’m not writing C# or React code at work, I’m usually at home hanging out with my girlfriend, daughter or my two dogs. I spend my time trying to stay in shape, taking pictures or coding golang.

My editor of choice in Emacs, browser is Firefox, my shell is fish and I prefer OS X.

I’m also one of those weirdos that enjoy writing in notebooks with fountain pens and pencils

Toots, tweets, posts who gives a fuck what we call them?

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If you're a white cis man and you've decided making fun of white cis women is the acceptable kind of misogyny for your leftist lifestyle: hey man, what the fuck is wrong with you

My girlfriend with a little bit OCD freaked out when she found out I started my 5 year journal on the 11th of April 😂

That depressing moment when I have to disconnect my MacBook and log into that horrible HP windows laptop to do my day job for a while.

If you suggest beg people to “pray” during the current corona crisis or any other real crisis: fuck you. Seriously: go to hell. And try to do something that actually helps. If you’re rich donate some fucking money

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This is probably because I am introverted, and I know this is really hard to deal with for my extroverted girlfriend. But I do not mind working from home, not going anywhere.

The working from home part is what I would have preferred if I had a choice.

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Heisenberg and Schroedinger went on a road trip out across Nevada, back in the day. They got pulled over by the police, who made them get out of the car. One of the cops was speaking to Heisenberg. He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?" He replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where we are."

Meanwhile, the other cop was searching the car and opened the boot, and shouted in surprise to Schroedinger, "did you know there's a dead cat in here?" He said, "I do now"

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lewd shitpost 

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"Men only want one thing" is very not true. Aside from sex I also want snacks and to be left alone. That's three things.

For some weird reason I’ve started to re-listen The Stand audiobook.

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You know things are getting hairy when you even have to cancel your next haircut appointment. 🤭

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I've been seeing a lot of folks on fedi sharing a link that blames the current pandemic on folks eating meat.

Here's the thing. That is straight up eco-fascist bullshit.

I've been a vegetarian or vegan for the bulk of my life. I'm 100% in the camp of animal rights. But it is garbage to blame this disaster on folks' dietary choices. Sure the virus' origin was traced to a meat market, but source doesn't implicate fault.

If the fault is anywhere it's a failure of government.

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